No sales call. No pitch deck. A document with numbers in it.
Most agencies want a 45-minute 'discovery call' before they'll tell you anything, because the call is the sales pitch. We'd rather just do the work and let it speak.
Four steps. You do about twenty-five minutes of work.
We've deliberately front-loaded all the effort onto our side, because asking you to invest before we've proven anything is how you end up with a client who resents you.
You tell us the one thing that bugs you
Your shop and your biggest headache. Missed calls, a rating that doesn't match your work, nobody finding you on Google — whatever it is. One paragraph is enough. No forms with eleven required fields, no sales call before you've seen any value.
We audit it ourselves, at our expense
We look at your shop the way a customer does: we pull up your Google listing, read your reviews, check whether people can find and book you, and see what the shops beating you are doing. You do nothing while we work.
You get a written plan with numbers in it
Specific, prioritized fixes. What each one is worth to you in calls and jobs. What we'd do first and why. Written in plain English, not marketing-speak. It's yours to keep — take it to another company and do it there, if you want.
You decide, with no pressure applied
If it's worth doing, you pick a monthly plan and we get started. If it isn't, we say so — we'd rather tell you the truth than take money for something that won't pay off. There's no follow-up sequence and no sales call unless you ask for one.
The audit is the product. We just don't charge for it.
This isn't a templated PDF with your logo dropped in. It takes real hours and we absorb that cost, for a selfish reason: our audits are good enough that a decent share of people who read one hire us. That's a better use of our time than cold-calling you.
How you show up on Google today, and why
We pull up your Google listing and your search results the way a customer does — the map, the reviews, the shops beating you — and tell you exactly why they're ahead. A score you can't check is a sales prop, not an assessment.
Whether Google and AI can even read your site
What Google and the AI assistants (like ChatGPT) actually see when they look you up. For a lot of sites the answer is an empty page or nothing at all — and almost no owner has ever been told.
Prioritized fixes, with real numbers
Not 'you should do marketing.' Specifically: this many calls a week going to voicemail, this many reviews you're not asking for, this many local searches your competitor is winning instead of you.
What the shops beating you are doing
We look at whether your competitors have actually set this up, or whether they're all still slow, stale, and missing too. The audit tells you which — and if it's the second, that gap is the window.
What we'd do first, and which plan it fits
One clear recommendation and the plan that covers it. And if the honest answer is 'you're closer than you think, here's what to fix yourself,' that's what it will say.
If it won't pay for itself, we'll be the ones to say so.
If the audit doesn't turn up enough to justify the work, we'll tell you that plainly — and we'll say so before you've spent anything. We would rather lose the deal than sell you something that doesn't pay for itself.
This is not generosity, it's self-interest. A client who bought something that didn't work is a client who tells people it didn't work — and that costs us far more than the invoice was ever worth. Our incentives and yours point the same direction, which is exactly how you want it.
See exactly where AI would move the needle for your business.
We audit your site and send a written plan — the specific opportunities we found, what each one is worth in dollars, and what we'd build first. Free, and yours to keep either way.
Written plan in 3 business days · No sales call · No obligation